Alukhard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sweet Nectar]

7 years and 7½ months later and it's still funny. A true masterpiece this is.

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Epic

This was the best shit I've seen on NG for a very, VERY long time. And at the same time speaks the truth of $cientfailology.

February 10th - Worshitters of Xenu, beware

(the leaders of the Church of $cientology cult are gonna raip me in my sleep for this)

[LL - Road to Nowhere]

teh pwn

This was made of win and gold.

[Lockbert]

Good one

As this is mostly taken from Dilbert, which is an awesome comic, I cannot give you credit for the humour. Though the idea was nice, and the animation went on pretty well. You could make the lock faces a little better, however.

[LL - Everyone Dies]

schweet

Ph33r the rubber duck. It cannot be stopped, I tell you. CANNOT!!

MasterLock responds:

It eventually devoured the Earth, all the planets in the solar system, and then the sun. Even the aliens died.

[LL - Voyc Acktign 2]

very sexy

Ya it's a nice parody and all. But mang, the ending song sucked a big fat cock. Also it doesn't end here, Golden. It doesn't edn here you pathetic excuse for platinum.

<3

Paddy responds:

Bitch, don't make me spank you. <3

["THE FALL" - Lock Legion]

Are you serious?

So large filesize, and it's just 2 seconds with a dude saying "Frogs can't dance." If you're gonna make a Flash movie, it has to be more than that.

UglyBirthLock responds:

Let me guess...you were looking for a really high-quality Flash with lots of music and craziness, weren't you?

'CAUSE I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T... =(