Alukhard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sweet Nectar]

7 years and 7½ months later and it's still funny. A true masterpiece this is.

[CC Doesn't Care]

Oh my!

That was truly epic and awfully inspiring. I'd go as far as to say this is the greatest achievement by anyone on this planet. Yet the Crock Clew doesn't care.

JujubeLock responds:

no they do not

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Epic

This was the best shit I've seen on NG for a very, VERY long time. And at the same time speaks the truth of $cientfailology.

February 10th - Worshitters of Xenu, beware

(the leaders of the Church of $cientology cult are gonna raip me in my sleep for this)

[LL - Road to Nowhere]

teh pwn

This was made of win and gold.

[I own the Lock Legion]

haha omg

That was truly epic.

[Fur Hundr3d Th0us4nd]

Fourth time now

That was made of Win and Epic.

Muffin responds:

and rainbows and puppy dogs!

[Lockbert]

Good one

As this is mostly taken from Dilbert, which is an awesome comic, I cannot give you credit for the humour. Though the idea was nice, and the animation went on pretty well. You could make the lock faces a little better, however.

[LL - Everyone Dies]

schweet

Ph33r the rubber duck. It cannot be stopped, I tell you. CANNOT!!

MasterLock responds:

It eventually devoured the Earth, all the planets in the solar system, and then the sun. Even the aliens died.

[LL - Voyc Acktign 2]

very sexy

Ya it's a nice parody and all. But mang, the ending song sucked a big fat cock. Also it doesn't end here, Golden. It doesn't edn here you pathetic excuse for platinum.

<3

Paddy responds:

Bitch, don't make me spank you. <3

["THE FALL" - Lock Legion]

Are you serious?

So large filesize, and it's just 2 seconds with a dude saying "Frogs can't dance." If you're gonna make a Flash movie, it has to be more than that.

UglyBirthLock responds:

Let me guess...you were looking for a really high-quality Flash with lots of music and craziness, weren't you?

'CAUSE I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T... =(